How do they enlarge their penises?

Did you know that soccer players take penis health and enlargement seriously. So seriously in fact, they use their hours off the field strictly to enhace their penis health and increase their penis size. They increase penis size using a device called a penis extender. You can learn more about extenders by clicking on the previous link. As for their overall health, soccer players are required to do a lot of physical activity, which positively affects their penis health, manisfesting itself in the number of erections they get and their durations.

Recently, soccer players, who are making more money than they can play around with, are starting to invest in emergency supplies. Even these prim haired superstars, given the current economic climate, are turning into ball busting gloomers and doomers. The famous tibetan soccer player, Davud Yakuba says that he is going to buy 666 truckloads of the nonperishable freeze dried food. This guy really knows what is doing. I guess he'll be down in his bunker, with his indispensable mermaids, eating and fucking his way to the end of the world delight.

New scandal looms in Italy


A new scandal is threatening to rock Italian football with 21 players accused of involvement in betting on the game.
The Gazzetta Dello Sport published on Tuesday a list of players the Udine Prosecution Office alleges to have had involvement in placing bets on Italian football over the period 1998 to 2005.
That list will now be conveyed to Italian Football Federation, who will decide what course of action to take.
Included on the lengthy list are Udinese marksman Vincenzo Iaquinta, Milan's Marek Jankulovski and Davide Di Michele of Palermo.
Should the players be found guilty, they could face bans and their clubs could be fined as betting in any form has been totally outlawed for professional footballers in Italy.
Earlier in the season, Sampdoria striker Francesco Flachi and former Blucerchiati team-mate Moris Carrozzieri received two month bans for breaching gambling rules, whilst the club were fined 200,000 euros for objective responsibility.
The list in full: Abeijon (Atalanta), Bia (ex-Bologna), Bordin (ex-Napoli), Di Michele (Palermo), Ferrante (Pescara), Fresi (ex-Inter), Gregori (ex-Udinese), Iaquinta (Udinese), Jankulovski (Milan), Kalac (Milan), Thomas Manfredini (Bologna), Margiotta (Frosinone), Pierini (ex-Udinese), Pineda (ex-Udinese), Pinzi (Udinese), Scarlato (Spezia), Schwoch (Vicenza), Sgrigna (Vicenza), Sommese (Mantova), Sosa (Napoli) and Walem (ex-Udinese).

Wigan Manager's New Letal Weapon, "The Dive"

Wigan manager Paul Jewell has claimed that allowing players to dive could help eradicate the problem from football.
Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo and Arsenal playmaker Tomas Rosicky were both at the centre of accusations of diving last weekend, having won penalties for their sides with seemingly little contact having triggered their falls to the ground.
While the debate rages on as to just how incidents of "simulation" can be punished, Jewell believes that a far more relaxed approach could pay dividends.
"I might be the only fellow in the world that thinks 'Why don't we just allow it?'," he commented.
"The pubs are now open 24 hours a day and everyone was worried people were going to be drunk on the streets but there are less drunks on the streets now than what there was when they closed at 11 o'clock.
"So just allow it. Stop everyone talking about it. One week you would get away with it, the next you wouldn't. It would stop it in my opinion.
"No-one likes cheating but I think the best way to get rid of it is to say 'Okay, if you get away with it you get away with it' because one week you will be unlucky.
"What will happen is that one week a player will dive, it will be all over television. The next Saturday the same player will go down and the referee will think 'Hold on, he has dived', and it will later be shown he has been fouled.
"To me it will even itself out."
While neutrals and opposing fans are often infuriated by incidents of diving, Jewell insisted that it was inevitable supporters would be less averse to their own players winning dubious decisions for their team.
"People say it is cheating but if you ask any supporter if one of our players goes down in the box in the last minute and you need a penalty to stay in the league or win a cup you know what they are going to say," he added.
"I might get lambasted for that but it is the way it is. We are all trying to get an edge."