Recently, soccer players, who are making more money than they can play around with, are starting to invest in emergency supplies. Even these prim haired superstars, given the current economic climate, are turning into ball busting gloomers and doomers. The famous tibetan soccer player, Davud Yakuba says that he is going to buy 666 truckloads of the nonperishable freeze dried food. This guy really knows what is doing. I guess he'll be down in his bunker, with his indispensable mermaids, eating and fucking his way to the end of the world delight.